When two people admit that they are attracted to each other. They’re no...– Chris Rock I Think I Love My Wife
Yall Remember when Lil Mama walked up on that...
wherethedopethingsare: Beyonce was looking like … Jay Z was looking like .. fuck is you doin Lil mama in her own lil world and shit .. and then me
What I like about photographs is that they capture a moment that’s gone forever,...– Karl Lagerfeld (via dazzlingluxury)
this is me when i hear a song i like
givememorefashion: livelifeflyy: first i play with the beat then the beat drops and im like then my favorite part play and im like then the song goes off and its like none of that ever happened
When I tell my parents I have nothing to do.
jaayrice: Expectation: ” Oh here’s some money, you can go to the mall with your friends.” Reality: “Then clean the house.”
The feeling you get when you're hungry and you see...
amouremeline: SHARING IS CARING MUTHAFUCKERRRRR.
I cannot help but wonder, however, if we do not invent our own destiny, design...– Anita Shreve, All He Ever Wanted (via quote-book)
things i hate when some children come to my house
superdianaa: when i said “dont touch that dont touch that” they will be like
Sometimes I feel like she's the only one I can...
The only person that will understand what i’m feeling
I can't even begin to describe the intense anger I...
I hate being alone
And by alone I simply mean like left alone, not like a relationship or anything like that. I hate feeling lonely. When i’m by myself my mind takes over…I can’t control it. It’s like a million thoughts a second and it becomes so overwhelming sometimes. I don’t think I ever really had a moment where I wasn’t really thinking. I’ve tried meditating before but...
No calls. No texts. Not even a fb message.
I feel so lonely right now :(
Passion makes a person stop eating, sleeping, working, feeling at peace. A lot...– Paulo Coelho
I like talking to people from tumblr. They have...
People try to talk to me on Facebook and I’m just like…
ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO…..it’s about to go down
That moment when you hear the ice cream truck...
Instead of saying "cool story bro" try these out:
how-you-doin: 1) Fascinating Discourse Chum 2) Riveting Fable Comrade 3) Intriguing Anecdote Brethren 4) Perpetuating Argument Colleague 5) Sweet Saga Yo 6) Waste of Time Jerk 7) Spellbinding Reiteration There My Chumly Companion 8) Phantasmagorical Novelization Oh Great One 9) Interesting Intellect Imbecile 10) Trepidating Boar Fetus 11) Ballin’ Gossip dawg!
When Somebody asks for a Dollar..
At First Your Like…. Den when dey walk away. You Like i Lieddd.. Im Ballin Bitchh