13mph: have you ever had food so good you didnt wanna finish it cuz then you’d have none left
thatfunnyblog: Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989 Funny Stuff you like?
niggas got all the swag in the world until you ask them to read a paragraph out loud
genocidercyo: clockey: you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
clever-one-word-url: GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”. GUYS MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP
collectyourhearts: the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
everyone-has-scars: koishe: classy-dick: do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life i am that friend I am that friend
exit the womb they said life will be great they said
youarefuckingmajestic: REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS. STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
beaucoupjolie: agent-355: Casual reminder that this was an Actual Thing that actually aired on Cartoon Network. IT’S BAAAAAACK~
p0ndorica: it really pisses me off how people who are good at maths/science/history/etc are seen as the intelligent ones and will go far in life but also seen as the “boring” ones, but writers and artistic/creative people are seen as the interesting and talented ones but also unintelligent and doomed to be unsuccessful like shit bro how the fuck do any of us win
Stop comparing where you’re at with where everyone else is. It doesn’t move you...– Daniell Koepke (via moriarty)
tumbler-teen: who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.